We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy's drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That's exactly what this guy does. He pulls up to choco-licious Stacy Adams, working her wares on the ave, and he says, "I'd like some mocha poon to go, please. And a side of titties, too, super-sized. Thanks." And she jumps into his car and then on his cock in the motel a few minutes later. And when he is done with his quickie, he tells her to book and that's because just like fast-food containers, hookers like Stacy are disposable. Doesn't that sound quick and easy? You betcha. All hookers should be quick and easy.

When it comes to your friends, there is one rule that most men follow almost religiously and that rule is, "Bros before hos." That's right. You honor your pack of buddies and you never, ever put any chick before your time with the guys. To do so would be to admit that you have been clamped down by the pussy, and are now officially pussy-whipped. What guy wants that? But what if you have this buddy, and he has trouble with the ladies. In fact, he has trouble getting any 'tang at all. Well then, that rule changes to, "Bros get Bros hos." And that's exactly what this stand-up guy does for his homey. He takes him to the side of town where all the hookers are and helps him finalize his ass purchase with Stacy. And then he roots him on while he gets his cock sucked. And because sharing is caring, both guys decide that there is enough tits, ass and pussy to go around and they run a train on slutty Stacy. And that's fine with her because she is getting paid by the hour no matter how many cocks cum to the party.