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When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren't more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT "put on the red light"? We just don't get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we'd tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra's ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.
If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin' around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin' your friends' balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass. So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.
Rachel Love is a nasty, raunchy, slutty hooker. She gets slammed for cold, hard cash. She gives up the pussy for pesos. You get the point, right? What we are trying to say is that this chick fucks. She isn't your "movie-style" hooker like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman." Nope. You won't have to woo her and pay her an outlandish amount of money to make your life better with her charms. You won't have to treat her to fancy clothes and take her to glamorous parties so she fucks you like you deserve. You won't even have to ride off into the sunset with her to get her to swallow your load. Nope. With Rachel, you just show up, throw her some dollars and say, "Hey bitch, put that cigarette out and my cock in your mouth, instead." And she will.
If you travel, you know how taxing it can be to get off a flight in a strange place, shuffle through the airport, find your luggage, get transportation, and finally make your way to your hotel. It can be downright exhausting. And when you get to your hotel room and settle in, chances are you will be bored in about 8.5 seconds. That's why there is a great thing called room service. Room service is great because it provides instant satisfaction for you. Want a burger? Call room service and they will bring it to you. Want some extra towels? Room service has you covered. But what about your other, baser needs? Can room service bring you some chesty nookie, too? It can at this hotel. Just one phone call and a big tit hooker will come to your room and service your dick! Now that's what we call five-star service. Watch as horny street slut, Terry Nova, makes her way to this lonely traveler's room to make him feel at home in her pussy. You gotta love those hookers, servicing you with a smile!
In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn't that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy blowjob and some experienced poontang. All you have to do is put out the alert and the hooker closest to you will come and lay it down. It's kind of like when you need a plumber or a handyman and you call one in for a service call, except a hooker of the future will service your cock. Watch Carly, a pretty blonde hooker, fuck and suck this guy like it's no big deal. We can't wait until the day this fantasy becomes reality. It's a nice thing to imagine when thinking about the future. Puts a spin on the idea of cumming attractions.
Wasn't it Tesla who said, "Signs, signs, everywhere the signs. Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs?" And boy is it true. There are signs everywhere these days. Signs to tell us to stop, to yield, and that there's construction ahead. Signs have become so popular that even stacked street walkers are using them to instruct their customers on how they should be handled. Look at horny June Summers. She is a hooker who uses "sign" language to tell her Johns what she likes. Just take a look at her top. It says, "Pet my Pussy." That is pretty straight-forward instruction. So, go ahead, pet her pussy, we doubt she will mind. (If she does it's false advertising!) We'd also like to point out that although it's not on a sign, we do love it when June says, "That's good slut pussy, right?" Any woman who refers to her cock-box as a "Slut pussy" is a winner in our book.
