Popular Hooker Videos (Page 4)

When you see Cassandra Calogera gyrating and grinding her hot body and mashing her big tits on the glass in the red light district of Pleasure Town, USA, you wonder why there aren't more of these districts around your neighborhood, right? Furthermore, you ask yourself, (or at least we did) why the fuck Sting & The Police sing and advise Roxanne to NOT "put on the red light"? We just don't get it. If she looked half as good as Cassandra does, we'd tell her to keep the red light on 24/7. This lucky dude actually gets past the glass and taps Cassandra's ass and ends up coating her chesticles in some man sauce. Obviously, he pays for her time, but who cares? It certainly seems like a wise purchase, and judging by the amount of nut cream this guy spills, he certainly seems to be a happy customer. We advise all busty bitches to put on the red light, take off their clothes and get on a cock, in that order.
Welcome to Madame G's House of Boobs, a happy, little brothel where the chicks are busty and fuck heartily. When you come to the House of Boobs, you get the best boobs in the land, man. Madame G's a pimp with an eye for tit talent and she runs a tight ship. When one of her girls tries to get into the boob lineup by stuffing her bra, Madame G shuts her down by ripping her falsies out and sends her packing. So, when our John (who is apparently a baller of epic proportions and can spend lots o' bucks on busty fucks) comes to the House of Boobs with five grand to blow on a good roll in the hay, the only girl who will suffice is the cream of the crop, Alexis Silver. Alexis does her thing, giving him quite the masturbation show, giving him a glimpse at the goods he has just leased. Then she gives him a good blowing and tit-fucking right before she mounts him for the ride of his life. In the end, it's a great moment in purchasing history. Cab ride to Madame G's: $18 Purchasing of a busty hooker: $5000 Blowing your load all over a pair of perfect, huge tits: Priceless.
When we first saw Lavish we thought she looked like pop chanteuse, Rihanna. You know, the chick that sings that Umbrella song. Well, we imagine that the conversation between her and this John went something like this: "You look like Rihanna," "Yeah, people tell me that. Want me to suck your dick?" You'd have to be nuts to refuse that offer. Lavish may not have the biggest tits out there, but she makes up for her quantity with the quality of her cock-sucking and pussy popping. You see, she says she likes to fuck the dick and when she does, she likes to imagine herself on the dance floor, throwing her coochie and her ass around. She says the reason she makes so much dough as a hooker is because most guys want to fuck a black chick that looks like one of those video hos. "I just pop my ass around and drop it down and grind it on their dicks and them boys go crazy and give me all that money, baby!" Well-said, Lavish. You keep on dirty dancin' your way to the bank!
We live in a world of convenience and we like what we want, when we want it. For example, when you want a nice, juicy burger, you can just pull in to your local drive-thru and order it. If you want to pick up some prescriptions, you can just mosey on over to your local pharmacy's drive-thru and get your meds. So why not incorporate that into how we get ass? How convenient would it be to just pull up to a corner nearby and order up some juicy cooze to go? That's exactly what this guy does. He pulls up to choco-licious Stacy Adams, working her wares on the ave, and he says, "I'd like some mocha poon to go, please. And a side of titties, too, super-sized. Thanks." And she jumps into his car and then on his cock in the motel a few minutes later. And when he is done with his quickie, he tells her to book and that's because just like fast-food containers, hookers like Stacy are disposable. Doesn't that sound quick and easy? You betcha. All hookers should be quick and easy.
Trust us when we say that we know what it's like to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy's gotta go blow off some steam, you know, take it easy and just relax. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first is a little miracle we like to call BEER. Except if you spend too much time with beer, you wind up with a headache and a gut. The second is a great invention called SPORTS. Except you can lose time, effort and even some cash on sports and it usually goes hand in hand with beer. The last is the best way of all; PUSSY. Pussy is a great way to blow off steam and even your wad. The thing is, pussy isn't always available, attainable or even around. Not to worry. That's why hookers were invented. Hookers are like the Chinese food of pussy; quick, reliable, always available via delivery, not so hard on the budget and after you have a lot of it, you can always have just a little more. Don't believe it? Check out Soleil Hughes' and her hookertastic performance in this video. She shows up, fucks, get paid and goes. It's perfect. So next time you are a little bit stressed and need some relief, just put your dick in a hooker, they always hit the spot!
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