How can you tell a chick on the street is a hooker? Well, for one thing, she will probably be dressed in something flashy. Now, do not make the mistake of just letting this little clue be your guide because in this day and age, a lot of women dress like hookers. Here's another clue to incorporate: She will probably be showing a little cooze or nipple, too. You know, kinda like a window display at a department store. A hooker knows how to advertise what goods she has for sale. And finally, when you approach a hooker, she is always happy to see you. Well, not you, but your monetary potential. You see, to a hooker, you are just another dollar sign, but don't take it personally. Feel free to treat her like just another twat. Check out our hooker friend, Daphne. She is sure calling a lot of attention to herself in this red number. Upon closer inspection, you notice that you can actually see her huge mounds through the lacy material of her dress. And when you lower the window, she comes up and is all smiles. That is how you know she is a hooker. Now when she fucks and sucks this guy dry and still has that shit-eating grin on her face...that's how you know she is a good hooker. And you can feel free to pat her on the back and kick her right out, like a good John.

Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy's, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money's worth, kiddo.

Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let's face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can't promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!

Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That's right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It's like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It's the humanitarian thing to do.

This isn't the way you expected your day to go. You were just going out for a ride. Sure you were. And you saw this chick standing on the sidewalk. White chick. Looked like she could be a college student, except for one thing: She was dressed like a hooker. And had big tits. That's what got your attention. That and the look on her face that said, "You can have me for a price." So you head off to the ATM. Take out some money. Driving back and hope she's still here. She is. You negotiate, and she hops in. Her name is Whitney, and you tell her, "I don't have time to go to a motel," to which she responds, "That's okay. We can sneak into the men's room in this building." You've never done that kind of thing before, but you're not about to ask questions, not when your cock is begging for relief. Which Whitney, your street hooker, is happy to give.

What is a street corner skank? Well, if you guessed that it's a woman of ill repute who barters her ass, tits and pussy for cold, hard cash, then you guessed right. And of all the skanks you will ever see on any street corner, Veronica Rayne is one of the classiest of them all. This chick really knows how much she is worth and really values herself. Yes, if you were to ask her how much it would cost for you to dick her down and have her suck your cock like her life depended on it, she would tell you it would cost a whopping $100. Yes, that's right, a whole sum of 100 smackers to smack your cock on her face. Yeah, we were blown away by that dollar amount, too. While her street competition is quoting amounts up to triple that, Veronica understands that we are in a recession and that the average consumer wants a fucking bargain...literally. So she is willing to give you the deal of a lifetime. For only five crisp twenties, you can get your knob slobbed on, grip and suck on those huge funbags, do whatever you want to her juicy, pink clam and then stuff your cock into her box. But wait, there's more! If you impress her with your ability to bang her like the hooker ho she is, then she will cut you a break. Yes, there are more deals in this girl than a 3 a.m. infomercial. For just $50 more, you get not one hole, but two! Veronica is wheelin' and dealin' her asshole out, too. So pull out $150 gentlemen and pork this piggie for all she's worth. And don't forget to tell your friends. Who knows, maybe she'll give you a group discount!