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Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let's face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can't promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!
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